Flap has been receiving some snarky and profane comments lately so he must be doing something RIGHT!
Some speech is appropriate and some is NOT.
1. Do NOT call Flap names. Do NOT insult me, tell me to F**k Off or otherwise offend me. Do NOT call me an idiot or stupid and if you disagree with something Flap has written then you MUST explain why.
Do NOT call other commenters names or otherwise offend them. You MAY attack their arguments but not the person.
2. I AM the KING on http://smilesforalifetime.com because this is MY BLOG. I pay for it and therefore make the rules.
You have no First Amendment rights on this blog. My right to free speech is protected on this site, not yours.
Mini-civics lesson: The First Amendment restricts government, not private citizens, from infringing on your right to free speech. On this blog, your speech is a privilege. On your blog, your speech is a right. Learn the distinction.
3. No profanity or quasi-profanity on this blog.
No vulgar references are allowed either. If in doubt – leave it out.
4. Stay on-topic.
While Flap won’t OFTEN delete off-topic comments, he prefers they be relevant to the post. If you have an off-topic question or issue, e-mail Flap.
5. I reserve the right to edit or delete any comment for any reason.
If Flap edits your comment, most of the time Flap will add a notation, such as Edited by Flap or Nice try, Troll! Often times Flap will just delete the whole post and either warn or ban you.
6. You get one warning before you are banned, although there are exceptions.
If your post is especially flaunting of the rules, Flap will just BAN you. Being BANNED from my domain means your ISP is blocked from accessing the entire site.
7. I prefer real names, but if you are anonymous or use an alias for privacy, that’s OK (As if I’d know anyway, right?).
8. Trackbacks leading to offensive posts where I am the subject will be deleted.
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Gregory “Flap” Cole
Last updated: November 1, 2015
Ok, Read and KNOW this policy.
Flap knows you will glad you did.